Penny: You know, people think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are, but then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That’s a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.The Big Bang Theory 3x08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Sheldon: Although my research is going well, I do miss the warmth of human companionship. (laughs)
The Big Bang Theory 3.08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
The Big Bang Theory. Wolowitz and Starbuck!?!
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When two worlds collide.
Howard: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard: So there is a number!The Big Bang Theory, 2.19: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
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Leonard: We’re here to cheer up Koothrappali, not kill Batman.
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