Penny: You know, people think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are, but then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That’s a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.The Big Bang Theory 3x08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
(via nothingbuttherain)
When two worlds collide.
Leonard: We’re here to cheer up Koothrappali, not kill Batman.
(The Big Bang Theory, 2x04 ~ The Griffin Equivalency)
Sheldon: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny?Penny: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Sheldon.
Sheldon: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny?
Penny: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Sheldon.
Sheldon: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny.
Penny: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Sheldon.
Sheldon: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny!
Penny: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Sheldon!
Sheldon: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny!
Penny: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Sheldon!
Sheldon: KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny!The Big Bang Theory 2.23 - The Monopolar Expedition (For IonSquare)
(Was it good for you? UNF.)
Sheldon: Help me open it.Howard: Are you crazy? We can’t go down an empty elevator shaft.
Sheldon: Fine. If you don’t want to proceed, then you forfeit the bet and I’ll take possession of your Fantastic Four.
Howard: Let’s open her up.
Sheldon: Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?
Howard: Don’t push me, Sheldon. I may be small, but I took kung-fu when I was thirteen and I remember a good deal of it.
Sheldon: Oh, really? Well, I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister and I believe I could easily best you in any physical confrontation. Be it noogies, swirlies, or the classic ‘why are you hitting yourself?’
Raj: OOH, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
The Big Bang Theory 3.02 - The Jiminy Conjecture (for Renisanz)
None shall pass.
The Big Bang Theory 1.14 - The Nerdvana Annihilation
The Big Bang Theory - S01E11
- Penny: Why didn't you just have soup at home?
- Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine if there were a way for me to have soup at home, I would have thought of it?
- Penny: You can have soup delivered.
- Sheldon: I did not think of that
(via vianegativa)
RAJ; Oooh, dark matter! We better bring a flashlight. … I was making a joke.The Big Bang Theory, 3x04 The Pirate Solution
SHELDON; I’m the boss. I make the jokes.
