ROSE: I can’t tell her. I can’t even begin…she’s never gonna forgive me. And I missed a year? Was it good?
THE DOCTOR: Middling.
ROSE: You’re so useless.
THE DOCTOR: Well, if it’s this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now?
ROSE: I dunno. I can’t do that to her again, though.
THE DOCTOR: Well, she’s not coming with us. [Rose bursts out laughing and the Doctor joins in]
ROSE: No chance.
THE DOCTOR: I don’t do families.
ROSE: She slapped you!
THE DOCTOR: 900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.
ROSE: Your face.
THE DOCTOR: [wounded] It hurt!
ROSE: [laughs] You’re so gay! [the Doctor rubs his cheek]Doctor Who 1.04 - “Aliens of London”
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Cameron: There’s a fish, in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look st Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, “That’s messed up!”
- Modern Family, 1x04 The Incident