Cheese Man (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 4x22, “Restless”)
VS
Marshall (How I Met Your Mother, 5x04, “The Sexless Innkeeper”)
TED; Hey! Haven’t seen you all week, how you doing?
MARSHALL; We’re doing great.
TED; Did you watch the Jets game?
MARSHALL; We most certainly did.
TED; How’d things go at the doctor?
MARSHALL; We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.How I Met Your Mother, 5x05 Duel Citizenship
BARNEY; Wrong! The answer we were looking for is, “I don’t care, it’s dumb, let’s go buy something that’s bad for us and then sue the people who made it.” That’s American, Robin.How I Met Your Mother, 5x05 Duel Citizenship
Canada’s not so bad. If they play their cards right they may even become a state one day.
Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother, 5x05) (via howimetyourmothersource) (via heartwarming)
How I Met Your Mother (via howyoudoing)

