The TV Series Paradigm

starrystairs:

Abed: Hey Troy. Did you hear? All dogs are blue now. Every single dog in the world is blue. [laughs] I’m just messing with you.

Community, 1x05 Advanced Criminal Law

starrystairs:

Penny: You know, people think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are, but then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That’s a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.

The Big Bang Theory 3x08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

brazzlefrat:

Sheldon: Although my research is going well, I do miss the warmth of human companionship. (laughs)

The Big Bang Theory 3.08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

faithtrustpixiedust7:

heartwarming:

nothingbuttherain:

PETER; Walter, remember that conversation we had about personal space?
WALTER; I’m bored. No cadavers at this crime scene. Or food.

Fringe, 2x07 Of Human Action

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

ROSE: I can’t tell her. I can’t even begin…she’s never gonna forgive me. And I missed a year? Was it good?
THE DOCTOR: Middling.
ROSE: You’re so useless.
THE DOCTOR: Well, if it’s this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now?
ROSE: I dunno. I can’t do that to her again, though.
THE DOCTOR: Well, she’s not coming with us. [Rose bursts out laughing and the Doctor joins in]
ROSE: No chance.
THE DOCTOR: I don’t do families.
ROSE: She slapped you!
THE DOCTOR: 900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.
ROSE: Your face.
THE DOCTOR: [wounded] It hurt!
ROSE: [laughs] You’re so gay! [the Doctor rubs his cheek]

Doctor Who 1.04 - “Aliens of London”

(via starrystairs : endear)

nothingbuttherain:

lizzymaxia:

calikalie:

Adelaide: Please state your name, rank, and intention.
The Doctor: The Doctor. Doctor. Fun.

Doctor Who - Waters of Mars

cheia:

Cameron: There’s a fish, in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look st Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, “That’s messed up!”

- Modern Family, 1x04 The Incident

maeby:

planetearthisblue:

hypnogoria:

aleatoire:

sixstepsback:

leonardmccoy:

Roy: *humming* We don’t need no education.
Moss: Yes you do, you’ve just used a double negative.

charethcutestory:

fuckyeahfullerverse:

George: [voice over] They say your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the moment before you die. That might be true if you’re terminally ill or your parachute doesn’t open, but if death sneaks up on you, the only thing you have time to think is…
George: Aww shit.

Dead Like Me, 1x01 Pilot