Penny: You know, people think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are, but then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That’s a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.The Big Bang Theory 3x08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Sheldon: Although my research is going well, I do miss the warmth of human companionship. (laughs)
The Big Bang Theory 3.08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Cheese Man (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 4x22, “Restless”)
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Marshall (How I Met Your Mother, 5x04, “The Sexless Innkeeper”)
The Big Bang Theory. Wolowitz and Starbuck!?!
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fuckyeahcotedepablo: lookdistraction:
Heh I love how Cote is all ‘rawr!’. Adorable!
palahniukandchocolate:pibbplusredvines:
Garcia: The password was Cullen.
JJ: Of course.
Reid: Colon?
JJ: Cullen. The vampire family from Twilight.
Reid: What’s Twilight?
JJ: Do you ever read anything other than technical books?
Reid: Not much in English.Criminal Minds 5x07: The Performer
(via nothingbuttherain)
When two worlds collide.
GIBBS; Tell Abby. Dust the plane for prints. Let’s hope we found Kai’s plane.
McGEE; So, where’s the the pilot?
GIBBS; Dead, most likely.
TONY; He was Kai-jacked.
McGEE; … Did you really just say that?
TONY; I regret it already.NCIS, 7x07 Endgame
Howard: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard: So there is a number!The Big Bang Theory, 2.19: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
