Friday, November 13, 2009
thiswonderland: Dear Journal, feeling listless again today. It began at Dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster! It was unmistakable, it was like spotting the first spark on the Hinderberg, a quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a Championship, I’ll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won’t be able to buy my hovercraft.GLEE CLUB. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab eating mouth breathers it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I’ve sacrificed everything, only to be shanghai-ed by the bicurious machinations of a cabal of doughy misshapen teens. Am I missing something Journal? Is it me? Of course it’s not me. It’s WILL SCHUESTER. What is it about him Journal, is it the arrogant smirk, is it the store bought home perm?You know Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Or course, it’s coming clear to me now. If I can’t destroy the club, I’ll have to destroy THE MAN. 1x06 - Vitamin D.

thiswonderland:

Dear Journal, feeling listless again today. It began at Dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster! It was unmistakable, it was like spotting the first spark on the Hinderberg, a quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a Championship, I’ll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won’t be able to buy my hovercraft.

GLEE CLUB. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab eating mouth breathers it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I’ve sacrificed everything, only to be shanghai-ed by the bicurious machinations of a cabal of doughy misshapen teens. Am I missing something Journal? Is it me? Of course it’s not me. It’s WILL SCHUESTER. What is it about him Journal, is it the arrogant smirk, is it the store bought home perm?

You know Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Or course, it’s coming clear to me now. If I can’t destroy the club, I’ll have to destroy THE MAN.

1x06 - Vitamin D.

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