Abed: Hey Troy. Did you hear? All dogs are blue now. Every single dog in the world is blue. [laughs] I’m just messing with you.
Community, 1x05 Advanced Criminal Law
Penny: You know, people think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are, but then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That’s a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.The Big Bang Theory 3x08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Sheldon: Although my research is going well, I do miss the warmth of human companionship. (laughs)
The Big Bang Theory 3.08, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Two: I pity you, Six. You refuse to open your mind to the possibility that you’re wrong.
Six: If I open my mind, you’ll take it away from me.
Two: We might… but we will always give it back.
(via myclumsyheart)
- Captain Jack (via torchwoodthree)
Confession: I did not like David Tennant. Even when after watching Doctor Who the first time. He was just too quirky, too…I don’t know, Barty Crouch. But now, I can’t imagine another person being The Doctor. He’s him, y’know?

